When do I need to order for Christmas?
By Dec 11 for standard US shipping, or Dec 16 for express.
Where are items made?
They're printed on demand by our production partner. Most US orders are made and shipped from US facilities.
How long does it take?
Production takes about 2–5 business days, plus shipping time. You'll get tracking by email.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes, to most countries, at rates calculated at checkout. For international Christmas delivery, order before Dec 1.
How do the shirts fit?
Tees (Bella+Canvas 3001) are a soft, retail unisex fit. Sweatshirts and hoodies (Gildan) are a classic, roomier unisex fit. Each product page has a size chart.
Can I return something?
Items are made to order, so there are no returns for change of mind. If anything arrives damaged or misprinted, we replace it or refund it for free. See Shipping & Returns.
How do I care for my items?
Wash apparel inside out in cold water and tumble dry low. Mugs are dishwasher and microwave safe. Tumblers are hand-wash only.
Are these official products of any software company?
No. All designs are original parody humor. We're not affiliated with or endorsed by any company or open-source project.
Do you offer bulk or team orders?
Yes. Email us for team holiday gifts of 10 or more.